hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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