I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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