he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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