paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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