we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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