O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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