What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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