just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fuck appropriateness.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
