My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I need water and some morals
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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