Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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