let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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