I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Randomize
