Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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