I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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