I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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