I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Bring me that man meat
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
