scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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