hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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