I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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