he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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