I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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