I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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