At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no, he came in my armpit
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
