He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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