At least make sure they are 18
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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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