i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
