She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
do nipples grow back?
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