Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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