i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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