Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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