Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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