If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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