Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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