You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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