there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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