I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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