The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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