Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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