dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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