You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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