i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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