id be glad to
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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