im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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