Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
from now on my penis is your penis
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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