I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Randomize
