she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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