I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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