what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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