im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.