i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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