I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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