Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.

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(805): View more from California

you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.

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(925): View more from California

I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.

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(540): View more from Virginia

just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever

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(905): View more from Ontario

No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf

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(208): View more from Idaho

No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.

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