just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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