Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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