I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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