i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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