I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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