I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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