I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
