The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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