After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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