they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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